AKA ‘Most reasonable Latin American reaction to a football game’
The war commenters describing each casualty live on the radio with a 2-minute celebration 'KiiiiiiiiiiiilllllKILLKILLKILLKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiillll! De Jose Pablo Perez Ortega!!! KIIIILLL!!'might have been a bit excessive though
Four pounds butter???
The tiny kingdom of Blonk managed to craft an alliance with the tiny kingdom of Splanv against the very small kingdoms of Zboing and Drumf, which led to the skirmish known as ‘the puppy bark in the summer’
4 billion dead and the Pacific ocean was red for 16 years, causing the indirect death of half of the world’s fish and everyone in Peru.
Friendship with German puppet states is over now my best friend is… perfidious Albion???
Get stabbed in the Middle East during the Levant Crisis
Get stabbed in the African Colonies during the Fashoda incident
Get stabbed in the Channel during the Scallop War
Get stabbed in Indochina by supporting France when they really shouldn’t have, come on
Get stabbed in the UE, constantly
Get stabbed when they insist on calling French fries ‘chips’