Where’s the rest of his hat?

Unless the cards with lots of text are actually your parents.

It’s not. Source: I gave the best years of my life to this game.

Affect.

Nobody tell them about Bluetooth.

Which one though?

You should go on holiday to Greenland - it’s enormous, so plenty to do there.

Well, they built the roads. And the aqueduct…

It’s been pissing it down in Melbourne all Spring so far. Great weather my arse.

Britain could do with better brunch culture though, minus the bizarre Australian urge to stop serving food the very instant lunch time or dinner time is over.

Not in Glasgow it’s not.

The fuck is going on there?

Are you saying they killed Freddie Mercury?