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    M65 stuff:

    a quarter inch worth of moderately groomed 5 o clock

    You can keep the short beard but if you do need to slather it with vaseline before putting the beard on. Like, a gross amount. It absolutely will break the seal to have even a short amount of beard like that.

    … the dexterity for fitting should not be a problem, nor should the required persistence.

    Lol I’m glad, just be warned that it’s a real pain in the ass to get them fitted. Upside, they don’t slip while stored!


    Ah, baton round not a proper baton:

    Big steel rod covered in rubber, fired out of a 40mm grenade launcher. Better than getting domed by a solid wood baton held in someone’s hand, but not by all that much. Supposed to be nonlethal but Lol. Lmao, even. Jokes on the police tho, I’m a masochist! What now, coppers?


    kind of a bad idea to just default to that in general

    Lol yeah, I can see that. People seldom react poorly to a submissive girl, which is nice for me but I suppose at the same time I’m not looking to roleplay with people so there isn’t much for them to object to on that front, either.


    “I like the kind of woman who will just actually kill me.”

    Man, was that meme really only 4 years ago?? I thought it was an ancient one. Dang…

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      Formatting:

      I’m mobile, the full line breaks make it easier for me to read… but, good to know that syntax trick!


      M65:

      Oh, well, I already have vaseline… pretty useful in a lot of situations and for a lot of purposes when one is uh… permanently camping, lets say.


      Baton ‘round’:

      Oh. I’d call that a ‘rubber bullet’, which yeah is basically a misnomer because its more like a low velocity shotgun slug, coated in rubber… But that’s still a lot of not fun to take to face, much less orbital socket, christ.


      Total rejection of / non engagement with my Dom attempt:

      Well, I tried.


      Bebop Meme:

      … its an ancient meme to me, I at least have been quoting Spike when contextually appropriate… since I first saw the Toonami dub in like, the late 90s. I’m honestly not sure if it … becamea more widespread, general use meme around 4 years ago… due to me being homeless, as previously mentioned, around that time. Kinda had more pressing concerns at that time than keeping up with meme culture… but! Now, the PTSD has largely subsidized, and/or I’ve learned how to manage it, and I’m now back to good ole shitposting me… not… waking up from a nightterror and immediately grabbing my knife… me…

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        its an ancient meme to me

        Oh, I thought you were referencing this pure irreverence.

        I’m mobile, the full line breaks make it easier for me to read

        Augh lol, wasn’t trying to correct your punctuation just wasn’t sure if you knew or not!

        non engagement with my Dom attempt

        Sorry, yeah… The description from your perspective was hot, to be clear! I’m just not really looking to roleplay/cyber/relationship/etc. on here.

        lot of not fun to take to face, much less orbital socket, christ.

        Yeah, very not fun. Though I think it maybe have been a sponge round, for some conscussion reason I don’t quite recall exactly what it was that hit me.

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          Oh ahah, yeah I have seen that video in like, the last year, but uh… basically, in the actual show, he just says the first line, not everything after it.

          Which, yes, is hilarious, but in the original show and context of that scene…

          Spike is basically just saying that he very much respects a woman who can physically fight, who can pose an actual challenge to him, and who has the uh, ‘balls’, for lack of a better term, to be confident enough to think they could win.

          So yeah… I’m trying to say that I … share that kind of either… masochism, or kink, or… preference.


          Like I said, used to be a karateka. Karate is traditionally co-ed. In training, you get matched up by relative skill, experience, rank and body size.

          Tournaments are often different, but in the Dojo?

          Sex/Gender is unimportant, beyond differing kinds of protective gear. Everyone is held to and judged by the same standards.

          I’ve kicked the asses of and had my ass kicked by both men and women.

          Let me tell you, only time I’ve ever actually been KO’d, in any setting, ever, was a woman’s roundhouse kick to my temple, in the Dojo, in a training match.

          Kinda hard to not respect that, lol.


          The street scuffles I’ve been in were child’s play in comparison to kumite practice bouts, that woman was a more formidable, legitimate opponent than that gaggle of drunk and high frat dudes, one of whom I tanked his hit to my skull…

          I maunevered myself into a gas station, to use the aisles to limit possible angles of attack and number of simultaneous attackers, to get the gas station clerk to call the police, and eventually threaten to pull out a firearm.

          There was no possible way I could physically defeat all of them, not without escalating to lethality, which would have been insane and highly risky in many ways… but I could at least deny them the ability to physically defeat me… run the clock, basically, scare them off.

          Pretty sure they later crashed their car while fleeing, got arrested.

          Thats a win in my book, lol.


          … that’s what I’m trying to convey when I say “I love a woman who will just actually kill me.”

          Its… a kind of respect, as much as it is just a kind of attraction.

          Can you guess that I’m also not sure if I am… more attracted to, or afraid of / intimidated by… Motoko Kusanagi, were she somehow a real person?


          Ahem, anyway, I’ll try to cover the rest now:

          No worries about the syntax thing, I’m not offended lol.

          I am glad you did like the dom attempt, but also I get that you don’t wanna do that here, lol, totally respectable.

          Like I said elsewhere, I was basically at the stage of being ‘pouty mad’, by which I more directly mean: You are very appealing in many ways, so much so that this literally frustrates me.

          So, I was whining that I wasn:t getting the kind of attention / validation I wanted, though at least hopefully in a self-aware way, hahah!

          As to the concussion?

          Well, why do we get knocked down?

          To get back up again.

          I’m glad you survived, it easily could have blinded or even killed you.

          And I am again impressed by the resolve your relative nonchalance about the whole affair… seems to indicate.