None of them are quite right, but I think I’m closest to 3.

Welcome! Here’s hoping you’ll enjoy yourself.

Ey You Arr.

“But… I was let to believe there would be apples. Maybe even carrots. Hello? ^Anyone?”

“What’s wrong with your spelling, man? Everyone knows ‘aardvark’ starts with ‘bull’s head’.”

A definite 3.

Fair point.

Well, I mean, a lot of lives were dedicated to building the pyramids, but I’m not sure his can strictly be said to be one of them.

“Some of you may die, but…”

Question on my mind is whether counterfeiting is still part of their remit. Huh, it is:

The Secret Service is mandated by Congress with two distinct and critical national security missions: protecting the nation’s leaders and safeguarding the financial and critical infrastructure of the United States.

The more you know, I guess.

“You seem to suffer from an understandable if unfortunate misconception: We call each other ‘Comrade’, but that doesn’t mean I’m not your superior in every sense of the word. Allow me to demonstrate…”

In that case, you might enjoy a little Heilung

Automatic failure handling, advanced logging, independent execution environment control, cgroups support, service dependency management…

On the negative side, it takes slightly more work to configure timed tasks and there’s no integrated email support.

Refer to the Arch Wiki for more detailed information.

Dane here, and you better believe we don’t appreciate having our culture misappropriated by rejects from the shallow end of the gene-pool.

Everybody but Nazi scum are more than welcome to appropriate the hell out of it though, because the only things more badass than a viking is either A) A black viking (I bet those beards will braid real nice) or B) A ninja viking. Go nuts.

“My advice is to fuck me. Yeah, me too.”

That seems like a burden Canonical should lift, no?