I was expecting many things but this, this ain’t fucken one of em. What the actual fuck am I looking at. Why is Mikus cousin getting her mouth and jaw flesh gripped like meat flaps.
Y’know what fuck it going to go watch some random shit have fun with thine waifu bait homunculus.
Shut it Thorfinn Karlsefni.
Also probably some folks who bought a Chromebook in bulk from a school for pennies on the dollar.
I fucken hate that I can’t listen to Guns n Roses because of mother’s abusive boyfriend. You’d think someone his size who talks that much shit would be above beating a nine year old but noooo, cowardly bastard.
Nah it’s more of a weird side effect of how they tend to see masculinity. It’s basically the inevitable end result of them hating feminity and forcing gender conformity that they end up being weirdly gay.
Wouldn’t have been phone at that point, it’d be wired telegraph. Which I don’t need to elaborate did not go from Japan to the United States but there were exiled Samurai kicking around in Spanish territory for a bit even into the 1800s so possibly one of them could’ve visited the US and sent Lincoln a Fax. Also I think the king of Siam tried to give the Union war elephants during the Civil War which is much weirder.
Vikings generally did a lot of trading and in some cases just kinda started to focus on trade instead of raiding taking advantage of the width and breadth of the Norse world. It wouldn’t be impossible for goods from North America to be sold in a Syrian market, though I don’t know if that did happen but we have found Norse Chainmail in an Inuit grave cache.
Aight mate.