First grade dick… you know, cuz either her mouth is huge or fuck-me-running.

Damnit Stamets!

…this is how I learned how many species of squirrel my state has.

That’s awesome 😎

I’m old enough that I basically just fart dust. remember when…

The telco forced you to rent the phones from them, went defunct, got bought by AT&T, who then proceeded to send my folks an $700 bill for the “princess phone” they never wanted back. And now my folks wonder why I’m a socialist 😌

Reminds me of the port-o-rotary… the guys at Spark Fun were rolling around Makefair with a million years ago. Like $500 to convert an old rotary phone into a cellphone you could carry around.

Shit audio quality, but now that I’ve got a few bucks 😅

YMMV but I always carry a handcuff key on the off chance someone forgets their slave.