People say that they want a traditional wedding, and yet when I drew a cock and balls on the bride’s dress I was asked to leave

Hmm, why did the proto-I turn into Z and the proto-Z turn into I? And why did proto-φ not turn into Φ? I do love this graphic though!

We’ve had a thousand “what if the Nazis won WW2” alternate histories, are there any good stories or thought experiments covering what would happen if the Mongols conquered Europe?