The NVA was actually not the National Veterinarian Association as commonly thought, but the North Vietnamese Army which was slightly better armed.

Oh it was erected alright.

(Me silently crossing out “A Cow”)

1. Beat Germanic tribes.
2. Germanic tribes have hotties.
3. Date hotties.
4. Hotties make us go shopping.
5. “Those look great on you!”
6. Fine I’ll wear the skinny jeans.

“This is the fifth time today that you got your butt kicked!”
Yup. I’m not doing this for weird reasons…just like…regular reasons.

This is like…EXACTLY how it went down.

You’re being fired.
“Oh that sucks-“
Out of a canon aimed at France.

Get me the double cheese, with cheese, no the two different cheese burger…don’t. Uh. Don’t the cheese.
“You’re lactose intolerant.”
YEAH THATS WHAT I SAID.

SOUND THE ALARM! TULIP MADNESS MOON SHOT STOCK INVEST EVERYTHING NOW!!!

Historians refuse to debate the great Anti-Lincoln samurai fax conspiracy.

Also known as the Big Oof.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greco-Italian_War?wprov=sfti1