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16 days agoIt looks like he’s a wrestler about to suplex that giant penguin.
“BY GAWD HE HAD A FAMILY! SOMEONE STOP THE DAMN MATCH!”
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Primarch Pert
Primarch Pert
Primarch Pert treats his soldiers like dirt
Early in the Crusade, he had his legion remade
By ordering them to murder 1 in 10
“So, you’re telling me that you keep the shit food and shit weather, and we get the Great Barrier Reef and lobsters the size of canoes?.. I’m Jack the Ripper, where’s the boat?”
USA: “Nah, I heard oil… THAT SHIT MINE!”