“Oi, wot’s that you got there? An owl? A fookin’ owl?”

I don’t think we have the same kind of brain, my doesn’t shiver

Same, I had to scroll back up to compare to the original, I thought maybe they posted a higher resolution version, or that OOP maybe switched out a different image with this one. And I had even clocked the censorship in the original, but the switch to uncensored was just so natural I forgot the original was censored until I double checked again.

Pour one out for the homies we lost along the way

⨂ 𐤎 ʍ ϕ ⲯ

You’ve earned this

Oh that really sucks

Back when we had cool names for events like “The shot heard round the world”, instead of everything just getting -gate suffixed to it

Genghis Khan:

tbf it does just say “blow Copenhagen to smithereens”, nothing about invading/occupying/conquering it. Whether the “blow to smithereens” part is accurate, though, I’ve no clue.

Abatis does seem to be the best answer available, but if these are slow moving zombies I think the real answer is retreat. Turn your half day advantage into say, a two day advantage somewhere else.