I roll my eyes at my partner all the time for this. We go to like the same 30 locations for work, and they’re all off of arterial roads. When we head to the residential areas, sure, pop out the routing, but do you really need it for the obvious?

• and don’t come at me with the tripe about obstacles and delays. I’m getting paid by the hour, and the company makes beaucoups off of our work. I’d much rather sit in traffic and look around than deal with the smells when we arrive.

Bingo bango. There are definitely some clothes that get reworn once or twice, like the sweatpants for the morning prep time. They go off next to the bed and get tucked under, then get pulled out as I get out of the bed.