Oh no, not at all. I’m more into “relationship with realistic expectations”. The divorce and life ruination are unavoidable side effects, not desires.

I love you. Please marry me and ruin my life in the divorce.

Unable to determine if attention is deserved. There seems to be some sort of opaque fabric in the way. I’m happy to check again though once that’s not in the photo.

It’s very close. Your third shimmie and 2nd hip shake weren’t as snappy as I would have expected.

Say what you want to remember to yourself 20 times in a row. This pushes it into long-term memory. It helps.