So you’re one of those people whose whole political stance is “we should look into that.” Cool. You don’t have any thoughts? Opinions?

Do you believe in anything?

I have a routine (keys in/on pants, wallet in hoodie) so I usually know where they are. Sometimes when I change clothes they end up elsewhere and stop existing.

Remembering to check them before my pre-appointment slacking ritual would be good to do though lol.

Same.

Then I scramble to find my wallet and keys and show up late anyway.

My understanding is they were fearsome fighters that slew enemy soldiers by the hundreds.

Source: The interactive history series Dynasty Warriors

Waiter, you’ve given me a fork for this salad instead of 20 knives.

“Task?”

My favorite part of 300 was the dance battle.