Whenever I think about not having checked the mail in a while, I get paranoid about possibly missing an important tax form or something. Like the letter will say, “Please reply by {some day a months ago}” and it’s some important shit I forgot about. Makes me run to the box.

No. No, that’s good. I like that.

“What about All Lives Matter? I didn’t know we had to choose”

Most shows end like shit. I say this is a way to save ourselves the disappointment