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If a scientologist is killed by a meteorite, does that mean Xenu hated them? 🤔

This is a 90’s toy company we’re talking about here, do you think they really would have been able to make this functionality profitable?

You mean the same functionality of a TalkBoy? Another wildly popular 90s toy?

can’t even find any listings or technical documentation for the czn-15e mic prior to 2017, and I kind of doubt the current iteration of that mic existed in the 90’s at a cheap enough price to pair with some kind of onboard storage. Where did you get the idea that this specific microphone (which likely did not exist in 1998) was in it?

Because I have repaired a few of them.

You can literally make just a loud noise, not speaking words, and it will play back the sound, pitched and sped up. Have you ever even had one?

There is indeed a microphone in them, and they definitely recorded things. One of the main functions of the toy was repeating back what you said to it, by using the microphone to record your voice, and then playing it back pitched and sped up. They specifically used a CZN-15E omnidirectional mic.

Not just a speaker, but a microphone as well. They would record what you said then play it back in the furby voice. That’s how they “learned to talk.”

Just don’t put fans in to begin with. Run the rig in a container full of mineral oil.

Shit would be rad to still communicate when hostile players are near, but they won’t understand you.

Trying to remember what they called it in Cyberpunk 2077 when you make a more complex meal by mixing pre-made, pre-packaged food as ingredients instead of as a meal in and of themselves… 🤔

It wasn’t kibble and it wasnt SCOP, but I distinctly recall there being a slang term for this heard when hanging out with River.

Well fuck… Now I want a muppet musical episode of Star Trek. It would work really good on Lower Decks. It could be some kind of anomaly that takes the crew of the Cerrito from 2D animations to live action puppets. And for some reason they give all exposition in song and dance.

Like “aurum” without the “um.”

“War on Drugs” didn’t mean what I thought it meant either 😔

Who invented the snot rocket and eliminated the need for tissue? 🤔

What’s Marky Mark saying for those of us who can’t read hyroglyphs?

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Maybe she had a bodybuilder build, and those Mongols thought that was hot af.

Do I win if I touch YOU instead? 🤔

I think it’s too late for that. 😔

They should treat the current president like money and protect him by locking him in a vault.

I’m waiting for when the current official SteamOS is available to be installed on any PC to give it a whirl again. I know there is Bazzite, but I’d like to see exactly what a Deck user experiences, but on my desktop. They said it’s coming, but with the recent announcement I’m wondering if they just meant this new Steam Machine and not like the old SteamOS which was kinda dookie but can be installed on any machine.

You probably think that you’re gayer than me.

“Will I get attached to a subscription for it or something?”

“It’s not a subscription service!”

“Oh, okay… well, I don’t know… I don’t want to get a virus on it.”

“You can’t get viruses on it!”

“It’s not gonna make me wanna have sex, is it?”

“It makes sex even better!”

“Sounds kind of expensive.”

“It’s the cheapest operating system there is.”