DagwoodIII

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112182/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rose_and_Thorn

One of my favorite one season shows was ‘Strange Luck.’

The premise was that a baby was the only survivor of an airliner crash, and ever since then he’s been afflicted by an unending series of bizarre coincidences.

At one point he’s arrested and pulled into the police station. He’s been arrested 153 times, but also has commendation letters from five different governors, the sitting President, and the last Pope.

I think not.

You gonna mess around with a guy who survived a lightning strike?

'Cause I ain’t gonna mess around with no guy who survived a lightning strike.

Which begs the question, what if you were hit by lightning and lived?

It takes two people to come to an agreement, but only one to start a fight.

Ironically, Mutually Assured Destruction has actually prevented nuclear war, even if it did result in a lot of proxy wars.

It’s a real world example of the trolley problem. The US and USSR killed hundreds of thousands Vietnamese but saved the lives of billions of other folks.

Isaac Asimov said that in the future one third of the population would be scientists working on new discoveries; one third would be engineers mananging all the technology; and one third would be entertainers.

True story.

We had an incredibly obnoxious supervisor on my civil service job. Even his bosses hated him because he generated so many complaints. I went to a co-worker who I’d had a few beefs with. I asked him to start a rumor that the supervisor and I had been boyfriends back in the day. The supervisor left the station on his own soon after.

I’ve used this analogy before.

Trying to follow all of Trump’s stupid, insane, and/or disgusting statements is like trying to read s physics text while listening to a calculus lecture and watching Avengers Endgame while riding a roller coaster in the rain.

Don’t sully Arnie’s name like that.

I manned up and searched the details.

Now I need a full body wash with lye and a new computer.

Only slightly wilder. Maybe 4%.

Let me put it this way.

If that had been a joke in “Idiocracy” it would be the line everyone has memorized.

Also, to be frank, I thought Bill Clinton would have had higher standards.

Today I learned the meaning of the word ‘flabbergasted.’

If you haven’t seen it, watch the follow-up series with Jean Smart.

I’d really rather not search for ‘Bill Clinton oral sex’ on my computer.

WTF is going on that I missed?