I was going to go with “because they’re twats”, but your answer probably also works.

I don’t know about that. The largest dude I’ve seen was in Shreveport Louisiana. I was going to pick up some fried alligator and hush puppies from a small place deep in the ghetto. This dude walks out and gets into his car and the car made this sickening creaking crunching sound as he sat down. I’m genuinely shocked he was still able to walk at all. Still I knew I’d made the right choice in ordering from there.

I’ll probably end up putting an order in with Lilian. She claims to be able to get it through to Norway.

The British have repeatedly spanked the Spanish in naval battles because British canons had superior range and could obliterate the Spanish before they got close enough to do any damage. Big guns with short range are not nearly as good as small canons with long range.

Yeah, they publish pictures of them in the paper. Basically tourists finding themselves needing the toilet will just hop over someone’s garden fence and pop a squat in their garden. It’s not unique to Tromsø either. Lots of lay-bys in Lofoten and Senja are full of human poop.

https://www.nrk.no/tromsogfinnmark/turister-baesjer-i-hager-i-tromso-_-ser-etter-nordlys-og-fine-fjorder-1.16749378

I don’t suppose you know anyone willing to pick up packages in Sweden? :p

Usually, but there’s a massive problem in Tromsø with tourists shitting in people’s gardens.

You should come up next year. its a good time.

People were dragging their kids behind them on sleds. Much more efficient than making them walk.

But honestly the town is really quite accepting already. Also if we did pride in June, everyone would have to do the “walk of shame” when the clubs kick people out in broad daylight. It’s not a pretty sight to see people staggering home, makeup running down their face, a wee bit of vomit clinging to the side of their face, while the sun illuminates everything clear as day.

I’m pretty sure it’s because there’s a massive student population and the last half of June is right around the end of the spring semester when people are either studying for exams or going home. That being said, I’m pretty sure winter exams are either now or starting soon.