Hoarding hobbies is a hobby.
I’m trying, honest!
I just get paralyzed right as I try to start!
It fucking hurts when I finish a day, can’t muster the energy to start on one of my projects, then just sit there hating myself while I waste another day doing shit I don’t enjoy (scrolling memes) rather than doing something I do enjoy (ANY OF MY GOD DAMNED HOBBIES!)
Tomorrow though, tomorrow I’m starting a print job for film holders for my new (to me) 4x5 camera and hell or high water putting at least one brush stroke on my Orc Marauders Battle Truck model (it’s for One Page Rules, an approachable tabletop war game)
The key is to not do hobbies alone.
NGL it really is
Plus you get the perks of doing them with other people, which is hella nice
I spent the last 20 years hoarding things I could do when I retire. Am now retired so am doing them
I bought a bike frame in 2015 and collected the parts to build it up. Started again recently except now I’m second guessing the shifters, and what if I went for a different gear range, and is this headlight mounting bracket really the best option for the dynamo headlight, and…
Yeah, it’s not leaving the garage any time soon.
hoarding is one of my hobbies, yes. don’t go in the garage unless you want to be added to the pile
protip: leave the people in your will with a map to find your treasures in the horde.
because oh holy fuck is it hard making sense of what’s in those stacks when they have to move on to other housing or die.
“Ugh, really? Do we need to rent a second dumpster to get rid of more stuff they hid somewhere else? WTF? They didn’t even leave us enough money for the first dumpster!”
- People reading your will
I’m happy to report that I actually completed a hobby recently! Bought a Wyze Robot Vacuum to root and install Valetudo, but it was being a pain in the ass and not even trying to start ADB no matter how many button combinations I tried, so I ordered a motherboard for a ‘Xiaomi Mi Robot Vacuum Mop P’ (same base robot) and rooted that. Installed Valetudo, replaced the very dead batteries, and set it free. It’s now taken the place of my Eufy Robovac 25C, which will be cleaned and gifted to my elderly inlaws.
- Wyze WVCR200S w/bad battery (eBay): $20
- Motherboard w/pre-patch firmware (Aliexpress): $16
- 4x Molicel P30B 18650 batteries: $25
Not bad for a $200 vacuum that’s now completely cloud-free. Worth it. It does a hell of a better job than the Eufy did, as well.
You mean actually read the books in my library? Doesn’t sound healthy!
Read the books and play the games
the games too?! Including all of the games in my DriveThruRPG library?
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I still have unopened boardgames, :(
I have opened them all, but a number of them have remained unplayed, because I keep forgetting to bring them with me to game night, or to read the manual before going to game night, and thus hiding those in the bag because I don’t know how to play them anymore.
Worse is the non-so-rare boardgamer, who open the games, organizes them, sleeves all the cards, maybe buys extra organizers and fancier tokens, then still never plays them :D








