• knightly the Sneptaur@pawb.social
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    1 month ago

    This one is me.

    “For shame!! He dresses as a haughty maiden, paints his eyes in teal, and each day consumes a magic bean that gives him a curvaceous shape and a bust as big as his mother. He’ll never be a father and whiles away his days in gossip and fornication…”