• macniel@feddit.org
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    3 days ago

    This reminds me of a joke told among the Jaffa.

    A Serpent Guard, a Horus Guard and a Setesh Guard meet on a neutral planet. It is a tense moment. The Serpent Guard’s eyes glow, the Horus Guard’s beak glistens, the Setesh Guard’s…

    nose drips.

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        The Guards of a system lord wear a helmet that represents them. So the Serpent Guards helmet is a serpent which eyes can glow. The Horus Guards helmet is an eagle which beak can glisten, but the Seteshs Guard helmet… Well it looks like a derpy dog (as seen in this threads image) so all it could do is having a drippy nose.