Aren’t trolley problems supposed to have a downside?
Downside is I didn’t get to pull the fucking lever.
Pull it and then quickly push it again.
Then you also get to claim responsibility.
Only for 18 years, right?
The downside is you’re now a hero and everyone loves you, making you into a permanent public figure of world wide renown!
As an introvert, you’ve got me questioning.
It’s a big sacrifice but one that must be made.
All those phone calls to praise you, the parties and parades, ugh.
But in this case, taking one for the team is okay, mostly because my kid loves trains, and i would probably get free rides whenever I wanted (with good seats)
Implementing the Pinata Economy.
HAND OFF THE LEVER, FRIENDO!!
No no no, keep the hand on the lever to ensure it doesn’t accidentally flip!
The other path avoids my backyard though.
Lemme just get that money off the tracks first, they won’t be needing it…




