Rose Thorne(She/Her)

Something that bothered me, even when I was within the church, was this entire concept. Like, you’re telling me cannibalism is fine, so long as it’s the son of God?

Cause either it’s cannibalism as the flesh of the man, or it’s eating your deity as the embodiment of God.

… Do you think eating the Brains of Christ would give you holy prion disease? Is Speaking in Tongues just Gods Kuru?

That feels like grounds for getting some kinda role in the gods temple.

“Zeus personally hit me with a bolt of lightning and let me live. I think I can read a bulls organs, okay?”

“Strange women standing in fields distributing divinations is no basis for a march!”

Arr.

I just enjoy feeling like a pirate at any opportunity.

Look, I just want drugs.

Gimme morphine for a minor headache, heroin to quell a cough, opium to relax, and some laudanum when the opium turns into nightmare fuel.

The past was the worst, but some of them were too blitzed to realize it.

You tellin’ me a dictator made this salad?

“They’re firing upon us, Captain!”

“Aye, by Neptune’s grace they be poor shots. Get below decks and arm yourselves, lads! We’ll let them bring the fight to us.”

“But, Captain, we’re a mere fishing vessel! We have no guns, no spears, merely nets!”

“Nets full of swordfish! Now, to arm with nature’s dagger!”

That’s like being told you won a prize in school, before the teacher could restock the drawer so all that’s left is a Root Beer Barrel from when the desk was purchased 40 years before.

It’s technically a reward, but you don’t really want to touch it with a 10-foot pole.

Must’ve been a hell of a year to be in the minting industry.

Gotta redo the coinage every quarter!