Janeway and her temporal crimes just won’t stop.

It’s their memetic effect that makes you believe both those things. Chanting random Latin verses also happens sometimes, they are hella catchy.

The NSA??
Lmao, they would get absolutely devoured with their souls strapped for a play-dessert type of thing (it’s a furby thing).

Anything short of a rehearsed SCP raid of skilled operatives stands no chance.